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  • May 27, 2018

Church Aerobics Solemnity of the Most Holy Trinity edition: all was well in the pew until someone decided to kick his little sister…things went downhill quickly from there

  • May 26, 2018

“It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.” -Mother Teresa

  • May 23, 2018

There is nothing better than coming home from work and holding a cuddly baby!

  • May 19, 2018

That moment when you open Netflix but you’re at your screen limit…maybe we could be watching less TV….

  • May 13, 2018

Church Aerobics: 4yo sitting on the floor pouting/emptying out the diaper bag, 2yo walking up and down the pew greeting everyone behind us, 2mo demanding to be held, but smiling ….at least they’re cute!

  • April 27, 2018

Having to put on bug spray to sit on the porch in April? Not cool South, not cool, #yankee #porchliving #idliketogobackupnorthnowplease

  • April 23, 2018

The upside of having spent more time than I’d have liked to in the NICU: I’ve finally perfected the swaddle! #skilllevelnurse

  • April 22, 2018

You know what makes 2am feedings bearable? Phillips Hue lights. Also helpful: having a really cute baby who goes right back to sleep! #norestfortheweary

  • April 21, 2018

‘World’s worst’ super-gonorrhoea man cured

I love how the take away here is to get tested when you get home…as opposed to sex tourism is a bad idea…

  • April 19, 2018

The only thing worse than wondering if the dental hygenist expects a response while cleaning your teeth is the hair stylist carrying on a conversation while blow drying your hair, I can’t hear you! #smileandnod